Don’t Shake The Baby
I’m no PR guru (breathing turds), but here’s a suggestion: DO NOT SHAKE THE BABY IMMEDIATELY AFTER ESTABLISHING THAT THE BABY HAS SUFFERED BRAIN DAMAGE FROM BEING SHOOK AS AN INFANT.
There is of course some real tragedy here (no, Apple-maniacs, I am not talking about one of your apps being deleted), when a man wastes his, and a poor baby’s, time to protest against a game for a mobile phone. At least protest against something really offensive like, I don’t know, Bakon Vodka.