Oink Booze aka Bad Timing
Getting the perfect savory bacon flavor took us a while to get right too. We wanted it to have the essence of a delicious crisp slice of peppered-bacon.
After numerous recipes and a lot of testing, we got it right. And we think you’ll agree.
Yes, some geniuses have launched a vodka with a hint of BACON FLAVOUR. In itself a bad idea, but given the recent circumstances it now qualifies as a fucking bad idea. Also having a bit of a struggle determining who their target audience is – I would imagine we are talking non-jewish/muslim male who can never get enough dead pig. But why, dear Lord, is it branded like any other vodka, all crystal-clear and cool? Like it is nothing unusual. They have done a good job making bacon into a logo, though.
[...] There is of course some real tragedy here (no, Apple-maniacs, I am not talking about one of your apps being deleted), when a man wastes his, and a poor baby’s, time to protest against a game for a mobile phone. At least protest against something really offensive like, I don’t know, Bakon Vodka. [...]